July 2012
183 posts
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The bar here gets boring quickly.
liv—hart:
Hmm, why?
You just act like one.
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The bar here gets boring quickly.
liv—hart:
You’re a hunter, aren’t you?
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The bar here gets boring quickly.
liv—hart:
Aww, you seem a little upset.
Not upset, just stating the obvious.
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The bar here gets boring quickly.
liv—hart:
Really? I don’t remember our conversations because normally you always call me an asshole.
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The bar here gets boring quickly.
liv—hart:
Good, because I didn’t miss you either.
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The bar here gets boring quickly.
liv—hart:
Uh huh. Sure you have.
You can just say you missed me, Liv.
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The bar here gets boring quickly.
liv—hart:
I need to stop being so surprised when you show up.
But I’ve been here all along.
The bar here gets boring quickly.
I'm back.
theweirdscarlettsummers:
Mmm…I’m pretty sure. Well, this guy I’m dating…he intimidates me, just a little bit. But I kind of really like him.
He intimidates you? Why is that? And I’m pretty sure he likes you too, if it’s the guy I think you’re talking about.
I'm back.
theweirdscarlettsummers
Who knows, we’ve only been on one date after all. And he can be a bit dorky. But…can I tell you a secret?
Dorky? Are you sure it’s not charming? Sure, tell me all of your secrets.
I'm back.
theweirdscarlettsummers:
But I have to warn you…there’s this guy I’m dating and I’m not sure if he’s the jealous type or not.
I’m sure he wouldn’t want someone to take you away from him.
I'm back.
theweirdscarlettsummers:
Stick around and find out.
I’ll just have to do that.
I'm back.
I'm back.
theweirdscarlettsummers:
You’d be surprised. I’m a girl of many talents.
And what are these talents?
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I'm back.
theweirdscarlettsummers:
I’m the girl who’s going change your life forever. Pleasure to meet you.
I’d like to see you try, stranger.
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I'm back.
theweirdscarlettsummers:
Hey there, stranger.
Who are you?
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I'm back.
I’m going to bed.. so I leave you this new gif of the Avengers 2.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
It hurts for guys too? THeres something I haven’t heard before.
Yesss. It turns you into a man, so it has to hurt a little.
Yes I guess the intense squeezing would be uncomfortable xD. But it’s not as bad as the girls. Like damn. That shit was not fun.
It gets better.
You a sex guru or something?
I...
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amber-willcocks:
I want those little plastic things shaped like bottles that have the juice inside. Know what I’m talking about?
I have those.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
It hurts for guys too? THeres something I haven’t heard before.
Yesss. It turns you into a man, so it has to hurt a little.
Yes I guess the intense squeezing would be uncomfortable xD. But it’s not as bad as the girls. Like damn. That shit was not fun.
It gets better.
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He told me he loved me.
liv—hart:
Don’t talk to me.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
Just tell me when, Cowboy.
Tonight. Tomorrow. Whenever. I’ve got eternity.
Well, I want my candy now, soo…
Then tonight?
Depends on what kind of candy you have.
Every kind.
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amber-willcocks:
It hurts for guys too? THeres something I haven’t heard before.
Yesss. It turns you into a man, so it has to hurt a little.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
Just tell me when, Cowboy.
Tonight. Tomorrow. Whenever. I’ve got eternity.
Well, I want my candy now, soo…
Then tonight?
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He told me he loved me.
liv—hart:
Asshole.
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
We can’t be friends anymore.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
No fair :’(
I’m jk. She dumped my ass.
Was it still gooood?
What? The sex? It hurt for a couple of days but.. yeah.
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amber-willcocks:
Just tell me when, Cowboy.
Tonight. Tomorrow. Whenever. I’ve got eternity.
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amber-willcocks:
No fair :’(
I’m jk. She dumped my ass.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
But candy is my favorite!
Fine, I’ll bring a bag of candy but no biting.. hard..
I don’t eat dick, remember?
Sorry, forgot.
Dont let it happen again. Are you going to show me your moves?
You have to come to my house for that.
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He told me he loved me.
liv—hart:
Not this time.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
My body is not ready for this. Does that mean I get to make you Irish?
No.. I was saying your booty would be bruised when I’m done with you.. so it would be.. tannish.
Eewweeeeeeeewwwwww butt sex creeps me out
Nooo.. doggystyle.. wait.. you’re a virgin?
Good. Lol no. But I wish I was. Because the guy...
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
But candy is my favorite!
Fine, I’ll bring a bag of candy but no biting.. hard..
I don’t eat dick, remember?
Sorry, forgot.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
My body is not ready for this. Does that mean I get to make you Irish?
No.. I was saying your booty would be bruised when I’m done with you.. so it would be.. tannish.
Eewweeeeeeeewwwwww butt sex creeps me out
Nooo.. doggystyle.. wait.. you’re a virgin?
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He told me he loved me.
liv—hart:
xalexthecharmer:
Omg ! Omg!
I’m too good a mood right now to insult you.
You’re not going to insult me?
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amber-willcocks:
But candy is my favorite!
Fine, I’ll bring a bag of candy but no biting.. hard..
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
I would say the same except you’re what? Eighteen? I don’t want to be labeled as a child molester.
I can be whatever you want me to be, since I am over 500.
That still puts me at about two hundred years older than you. I would still be a cougar.
I don’t mind, but it’s really up to you.
If I say yes,...
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amber-willcocks:
My body is not ready for this. Does that mean I get to make you Irish?
No.. I was saying your booty would be bruised when I’m done with you.. so it would be.. tannish.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
I would say the same except you’re what? Eighteen? I don’t want to be labeled as a child molester.
I can be whatever you want me to be, since I am over 500.
That still puts me at about two hundred years older than you. I would still be a cougar.
I don’t mind, but it’s really up to you.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
betterhottersuperiorsalvatore:
MADE MY FIRST GIF OF MYSELF MAMA IS SO PROUD
My god. Go tap a supermodel you supermodel.
No. I want your body to be below mine. I want that latino booty.
B-b-but… I’m not Latino….
You will be when I’m done with you.
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amber-willcocks:
I would say the same except you’re what? Eighteen? I don’t want to be labeled as a child molester.
I can be whatever you want me to be, since I am over 500.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
betterhottersuperiorsalvatore:
MADE MY FIRST GIF OF MYSELF MAMA IS SO PROUD
My god. Go tap a supermodel you supermodel.
No. I want your body to be below mine. I want that latino booty.
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amber-willcocks:
So, about making babies.
I’m up for it.
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betterhottersuperiorsalvatore:
MADE MY FIRST GIF OF MYSELF MAMA IS SO PROUD
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
No but I’ve seen stuff like that happen to my friends.
Well, I’m sorry that that happened to yours friends.
Eh, they’re dead now. Doesn’t really bother me anymore.
Then.. well okay.
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amber-willcocks:
No but I’ve seen stuff like that happen to my friends.
Well, I’m sorry that that happened to yours friends.
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
Dont you have a girlfriend?
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn’t be asking.
Well a girl can never know if someone is a lying, cheating, douche bag.
Well, I’m not a lying, cheating, douche bag.
Youre one of the few, then.
Guess you’ve had some bad experiences?
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hbic-katerina-petrova:
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amber-willcocks:
xalexthecharmer:
amber-willcocks:
Dont you have a girlfriend?
If I had a girlfriend I wouldn’t be asking.
Well a girl can never know if someone is a lying, cheating, douche bag.
Well, I’m not a lying, cheating, douche bag.
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hbic-katerina-petrova:
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